Thursday, September 17, 2009

Counting

Things In My Room That Are Red:

-one very long red hair
-two radish earrings
-one Green Eggs And Ham sweater
-one Science hoodie
-five carnations
-four alstroemerias
-one striped teacup
-a picture of a Cephalopholis miniata
-the label on a bottle of Japanese cherry blossom eau de toilette
-the lid of a jar of peanut butter
-one bottle of grenadine syrup
-one keychain flashlight
-one wallet
-one pack of tarot playing cards
-the "vaporize" end of a toy phaser
-a printout of the Great A'tuin the World Turtle, the Elephants, and the Discworld
-a stamped "W" on a medication prescription

4 comments:

will said...

If the radishes were the real thing I would eat 'em. But I won't eat green eggs, no way.

Graham Edwards said...

OK. Why do you have a toy phaser in your room? Is this the ultimate choice of the American's right to bear arms?

Madame DeFarge said...

And do the hairs belong to you? This is a lot of red. You are to be congratulated on your coordination.

The Archduchess said...

I haven't eaten radishes in a while... Still undecided on the Green Eggs and Ham issue, but that's not for everyone, Sam-I-Am.

Toy phaser? A birthday present. It lights up and even has a "vaporize" mode! Doesn't work, though... I tried it on my little brother.

The red hair doesn't belong to me but to Crazy Redhead Mathematically-Inclined Friend, of course. I'd say she matches the collection rather nicely.