We are sitting in a little group, being read to by Crazy Redhead Mathematically-Inclined Friend.
On Internet-Savvy Friend's suggestion, she has begun to read the Internet's most infamous fanfiction. With enthusiasm and voice effects. We have made it as far as chapter 21 for now, and will keep reading far into the night.
It is an amalgam of enough terrible spelling to send shivers down your spine, angsty goth teenagers, lengthly descriptions of clothes (black and gothic) and makeup (black and gothic), frenzied lovemaking, confusion of words, profanity, and Mary Sues galore.
Among some of the choicier quotes:
I lost my virillity (sic.) to him - Oh, my lover took my manhood, yes...
If you're a homophone, fuck off! - My, what violence! What discrimination! Isn't it ironic that the author routinely confuses those selfsame homophones?
Stop it now, you horny simpletons! - I don't even have anything to say to this.
ADDENDUM:
The only way to kill a vampire is with a steak - Restaurants do warn us that undercooked meat is dangerous, but I never knew it was that serious!
On Internet-Savvy Friend's suggestion, she has begun to read the Internet's most infamous fanfiction. With enthusiasm and voice effects. We have made it as far as chapter 21 for now, and will keep reading far into the night.
It is an amalgam of enough terrible spelling to send shivers down your spine, angsty goth teenagers, lengthly descriptions of clothes (black and gothic) and makeup (black and gothic), frenzied lovemaking, confusion of words, profanity, and Mary Sues galore.
Among some of the choicier quotes:
I lost my virillity (sic.) to him - Oh, my lover took my manhood, yes...
If you're a homophone, fuck off! - My, what violence! What discrimination! Isn't it ironic that the author routinely confuses those selfsame homophones?
Stop it now, you horny simpletons! - I don't even have anything to say to this.
ADDENDUM:
The only way to kill a vampire is with a steak - Restaurants do warn us that undercooked meat is dangerous, but I never knew it was that serious!
2 comments:
The trick would be to translate it into a Victorian novel in the style of Jane Austen!
Apparently, it has been translated into every single language but English!
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