Dear Person Who Invented Saturday Morning Final Exams,
I hope a crocodile eats your face.
Love,
The Archduchess
***
In other news, it started raining and thundering four fifths of the way through the exam. I hoped it would stop before the end, as I had forgotten my umbrella.
It didn't.
I made my way home from Ridiculously Tall Science Building barefoot, my sandals utterly useless in the two inches of water covering the ground.
The first thing I did when I got to my room was put my clothes in the sink. They were so wet that opening the faucet would possibly have made them drier.
I am now sitting here on my bed, with no roommate, eating leftover chinese food and cookies warmed up in the microwave, and only one more exam on my list.
This could be a pretty good day.
I hope a crocodile eats your face.
Love,
The Archduchess
***
In other news, it started raining and thundering four fifths of the way through the exam. I hoped it would stop before the end, as I had forgotten my umbrella.
It didn't.
I made my way home from Ridiculously Tall Science Building barefoot, my sandals utterly useless in the two inches of water covering the ground.
The first thing I did when I got to my room was put my clothes in the sink. They were so wet that opening the faucet would possibly have made them drier.
I am now sitting here on my bed, with no roommate, eating leftover chinese food and cookies warmed up in the microwave, and only one more exam on my list.
This could be a pretty good day.
2 comments:
Boy are you a master at the Glad Game! PS You are the scientist but pouring water onto something wet..... I wonder if that is somehow flawed.
I just love knowing what's going on in your world! I'm not sure the younger generation over here know what an umbrella is - they're certainly not 'cool' to be seen with. Perhaps we have a different sort of rain...
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