And I don't even get paid for it.

I painted faces for seven hours straight today.

Seven hours.

Okay, open house is supposed to be great fun. Except that I didn't get to see any of it other than my table, my chair, and the five elementary schools, seven middle schools, and three high school enrichment programs that followed each other under my paintbrush.

Ugh. I never want to see a kid or a paintbrush again.